Melania Says No

An announcement made on every major news forum, yesterday was that Barron Trump was on a list of delegates named by the Florida GOP to be a delegate for Florida at the Republican National Convention. What do we know about Barron Trump? Melania is his mother. Barron stands at 5’19”, a head taller than his …

The Meh Gala, 2024

Sisyphus faced a mountain and laboriously pushed a boulder to the top. https://twitter.com/variety/status/1787610638522470862?s=46&t=o0VBjp_pTPGAQM1X_HCy1Q A mandem of five were affronted by a staircase. Their burden, Tyla, wore an impractical dress that left her in need of a lift to the top. Rather than a rock, Tyla accessorized with an hourglass handbag, purely decorative. Sisyphus did not …

The Most Delusional Kennedy

https://youtu.be/lnKuevEYACw?si=X155i4nElLIkrGxz Get this: RFK Jr.'s 'spoiler pledge challenges Biden to drop out of the election after running his own poll that shows him down by 30 points. RFK Jr.'s 'spoiler pledge' challenges Biden to drop out after running his own poll Would the Chicago Bears “challenge” the Kansas City Chiefs to drop out of the …

A Sleepy Feted Führer

“I think a full investigation would show that Trump didn't actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election, and he was put into office because the Russians interfered on his behalf,” ~39th U.S. President Jimmy Carter Inspiration for a limerick: “So I'm going to go into this trial,”(One he’s delayed for quite a …

Trump’s New York Criminal Trial, Day One

On his way into the courtroom yesterday, Donald Trump redirected his plodding gait toward the press area. The feted loaf of haggard decomposition spoke. Courtroom artist, Jane Rosenberg “…Nothing like this has ever happened before…” (Will he use this phrase again during his next criminal trial?) Pardon my incomplete quotes. I just can’t with him. …

Let’s Not Underestimate Trump Again

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." ~George Carlin I am not mincing words or acronyms when I say; I H8 Donald Trump. I don’t dwell on the level of negativity he brings out in me because it can adversely impact a person’s health. I’m pro-choice and pro-health. But what a colossal …