A Limerick for My Baby

Twenty one years ago today

On a hot humid summer’s day

Zoe landed on earth

(Yes—some call it birth)

‘Twas done in a quite painful way


*Fair Warning ⚠️ details of the story:

Are, well…indecorous and gory

From ruptured membranes 

(Some might complain)

No meds, IV or suppository 


“Stop screaming and try to focus!”

“Happy place! Use self hypnosis!”

I was a pirate “avast ye”

In pain “my dungbie!”

I had a baby— hmm almost didn’t notice


Although that last line isn’t true

Every cramp, stretch mark, saggy boob

I’d do it again

My daughter, my friend

Because my life, it began with you!


Happy Birthday little Zoe!


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/relieved/”>Relieved</a&gt;, 

Life on this President’s Day… a poem

Manafort’s maudlin

Perceptive he’ll perish in prison

Gates and Flynn comply…

Consider what else has arisen

Roger Stone arrested

In relation to GRU

Michael Cohen has been indicted

No that’s nothing new

Papadapolous ignored

Coffee’s inconsequential

Trumpsters pay taxes

NOW they’re no longer reverential

Who funded the GOP,

Rich guys pay nothing, tax bill?

Middle class workers, never win,

Trump’s base blind… until:

“I almost fell out of my chair. I could not believe it, I voted for Trump. I thought he was going to be good for this country, but when I got that phone call [about the taxes I owed], that’s it, I’m done.” ~Beth Callori of Long Island. “

Beth blind before to the bad

Donald Trump had committed

Treason, caged kids,

Climate deregulation permitted

The 3 richest Americans,

3, now have more money

Than the poorest half

Laughable, but not at all funny

Despite “trickle down” tax cuts,

They never worked in the past

46% of all new income

Has been amassed

By the greedy, wealthiest,

1% of the U.S.

It’s tax time. Trump’s own base

Is paying thousands more, not less

The rich warn of socialism…

Sensibilities attacked

Don’t admit you were fooled,

Ignore every well proven fact

The wealthy were taxed

Under Kennedy and Johnson:

70%— This year taxes:


Rich were taxed 91%

By Eisenhower

The funders of this GOP

Majority power

Penned tax laws, Koch, Adelson, Mercers

Then offshore their spoils

As Republicans profit

From interests in Putin’s oil

Tax Refund Fiasco Is Political Payback For Republicans

‘I trusted you!’ Trump voters seethe after realizing they’re getting screwed by the GOP’s tax plan

Tax code changes leave Americans asking, ‘What happened to my refund?’

The richest 0.00025 percent owns more wealth than bottom 150 million Americans: study

Amazon Will Pay a Whopping $0 in Federal Taxes on $11.2 Billion Profits

He “Didn’t Need to do It”

“I’m going to be signing a national emergency… other presidents have done it. They sign it nobody cares.” ~ Donald Trump

🧠 This is a tiny brain on drugs. 🧠

His parting words:

“I *didn’t need* to do this, but I’d rather do it much faster.” ~ Trump


He didn’t need it, but he wanted to. Now he’s gone golfing.

Trump Golf Count

Cost to taxpayers so far: $87,000,000

This emergency, which is no different now than 2 years ago when Republicans had control of congress, is not real. Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell’s would have given Trump his wall with their blessing, but it wasn’t Trump’s priority.

Now that the GOP doesn’t control congress, Trump has set out to prove congress is unnecessary, bypassing them to do what he wants to do whether he “needs to do it” or not.

Trump, a 6x bankrupt real estate failure, intends to siphon funds set aside for U.S. disaster victims and troops, and to use our military as his contractor.

His emergency, in my opinion, is that he promised to buy large amounts of steel from Russia, and perhaps China, as he has done with oil pipelines and with his Trump buildings. He doesn’t ever use US steel.

Not following through on his promises to Russia is Trump’s emergency.

Real Emergencies in this country exist, but they’re not Trump’s concern.

They include:

• Climate change,

• Gun violence, guns kill 100 people everyday in the US,

• Opiods kill 130 Americans everyday.

• Untold abuse of migrant children abducted by our government at the border,

• Our healthcare system, 44 million people in this country are without health insurance, 38 million have inadequate health insurance. People in the richest country on the planet are dying because they can’t afford medical treatment and prescription drugs.

We have a lunatic in the Oval Office.

Congress has to remove Trump.

Trump re-tweeted the Dershowitz tweet after former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe stated, during a 60 minutes interview, the 25th Amendment (removing crazy from the Oval Office) was discussed after Trump fired then director of the FBI, James Comey.

Trump’s partner in pedophelia, Attorney Allan Dershowitz claims using the 25th amendment of the constitution as it was intended is… unconstitutional. The constitution is unconstitutional. Hmm.

Alan Dershowitz is a man with secrets. I would venture to say everyone who is standing by Trump is protecting secrets.

Jeff Bezos, (of Amazon, which will pay no taxes thanks to the GOP tax scam), by coming forward to expose blackmail attempts against him, cast a spotlight on the tactics Trump and his friends use to control people.

Amazon will pay $0 in federal taxes this year — and it’s partially thanks to Trump

Congress will stop Trump’s “emergency.” He knows that, but he also knows it will serve as a face-saving maneuver for his racist base of supporters.

Citizens for Ethics has filed a lawsuit against Trump in response to his “emergency.”

CREW Sues DOJ Over Presidential Emergency Powers Documents – CREW

Are we there yet? When can we use the tiny handcuffs?

It’s become clear that the Trump/Russia hijacking of our election in 2016 also involved the Saudis, China, and Israel. This crime is bigger than anyone imagined.

Robert Mueller requires time.

Congress has to remove Trump.

Computer scientists say they have strong evidence election was rigged against Clinton in three key states

The GOP argument of how much money the Mueller investigation is costing taxpayers is mute, Manafort’s assets have paid for the investigation, and may turn a profit.

Mueller’s investigation could turn a profit, thanks to Manafort’s assets

That said, Trump continues to disregard the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution, another impeachable offense.

Congress has to remove Trump.

Trump invites rally attendees to take a photo with him for $15,000

One last item, Trump’s medical examination results have comeback.

He’s grown at least 3″ since he stood next to 6’3″ Jeb Bush in 2015. It must be all those hamberders he eats.

Look at their Motives… a limerick

Both Senators, Rick Scott and Mike Braun

Show concern over tax dollars drawn

By an $18k…

Pension, their dismay,

They want middle class congress withdrawn


Scott’s net worth is over $2 million

After a fine of over $1 billion

Social services fraud

The net worth of Braun

$35- $96… million


I broke a big rhyming rule there

Unavoidably, an attempt to share

To make congress poor

Who’s left to afford

The job? The rich, or poor bribed in despair


Congress should be well paid and the laws changed

Forbidding lobbyist money exchanged

Take out temptation

Of the equation

Leave political criminals estranged


These are the same in congress who said

Government shutdown: “We should be unpaid”

Only hurting those

In congress, who oppose

Bribes, why not freeze assets instead?

2 millionaire senators introduce plan to make sure Congress is only for the rich – ThinkProgress

Roger Throws Stones From a Glass House… a limerick

Stone believes he has authority

Commands a judge, irrespectively,

Of his *position

By definition:

*He’s fucked… I’m speaking objectively


Roger Stone to judge: Mueller must prove he didn’t tip off CNN

Leaky Pecker’s Self Harm Exposed by Dick Picks… a poem

Pecker made a deal

For his immunity:

Election fraud ignored

For testimony

Illegal acts void

The agreed upon deal

Failed extortion results:

His freedom repealed



Extorting those unwilling

To be blackmailed

Doesn’t work, it takes two

Or the scheme has failed

We’ve learned something

Thanks to Pecker’s Bezos pics

Well, the obvious,

Don’t digitize your dick


And also AMI –

Peckers company

Extorts in tandem with

Trump and the Saudi’s

The Bezos owned Washington Post

Made the link

The Saudis have shown they can hack,

So let’s think…


“We warn against any attempt to link Khashoggi’s crime to our leadership.” ~Saudi Government


This fragment of extortion

Could explain why

No one will oppose Trump…

Pecker’s AMI

Lindsey Graham,

An example of GOP

Secrets likely vaulted

We’ll have to wait and see


Trump’s nemesis Bezos,

King of Amazon,

May be the one to finally

Take him down.

Bezos’ mistress’ brother,

Friend of Roger Stone

A link to the sext leak,

But she’s not alone


This story unfolding

A spy thriller noir

Skeletons set free

We can’t guess what they are

Russia, Saudis,

AMI’s Pecker Exposed

How deep Trump’s crimes run

Mueller already knows

A National Enquirer safe is said to have held damaging Trump stories

No thank you, Mr. Pecker – Jeff Bezos – Medium

Bezos Leak Probe Questions Mistress’ Brother in National Enquirer Leak Probe

Private Eyes Expose National Enquirer ‘Blackmail’ Machine

Saudi Arabia denies role in ‘d*** pic blackmail plot’ against Amazon founder Jeff Bezos

The Good News and The Bad News

“Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.” ~Winston Churchill

Today is a good day for Democracy, conversely, not a good day for traitors.

“If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation.” ~Trump, State of the Union

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who sat behind Trump during the State of the Union Address, looked at Adam Schiff and grinned at that threat. Now we know what Trump was referring to.

Bad news for Donald Trump:

The House Intelligence Committee has announced “a sweeping investigation into Trump’s finances and Russia” – CNN Politics

Their investigation will focus on the following 5 points of interest.

House committee announces sweeping investigation into Trump’s finances and Russia – CNN Politics

Trump seems upset:

More bad news for Donald:

Trump Moscow e-mails have been made public, detailing plans for Trump Tower Moscow.

Trump Moscow

Bad news for Don Jr:

The House Intel Committee has decided to send all transcripts of testimony in their Russia investigation, to Robert Mueller.

Don Jr’s transcripts are included, and they are evidence of his perjury, if not his intent to obstruct the investigation, and proof he took an active part in the conspiracy.

Bad news for well connected pedophiles:

The US Justice Department has opened an investigation into allegations that attorneys for the department “may have committed professional misconduct in the manner in which the Jeffrey Epstein’s criminal matter was resolved.”

Lolita Express’ Epstein, you may remember, was only charged with prostitution after sexually assaulting and trafficking, possibly hundreds of girls as young as 12. Among his alleged clientele are: Donald J Trump, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and etc. Powerful men take care of each other, so who knows if this will amount to anything, but it is hopeful.

Among the victims is a woman who has accused Donald Trump of raping her when she was 13. She reportedly dropped her lawsuit after multiple death threats were made against her family.

Justice Department opens probe into Jeffrey Epstein’s plea deal

Jeffrey Epstein, accused of sexually abusing dozens of underage girls, settles suit, averting accusers’ testimony

Bad day for Paul Ryan and the GOP:

The Washington Post has published the transcript of a conversation among GOP leaders that makes clear, not only were they aware of Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election on Trump’s behalf, but they found humor in the fact that Hillary Clinton was targeted. They urged the importance of loyalty and secrecy.

Read the transcript of the conversation among GOP leaders obtained by The Post

Bad news for Paul Erickson:

NRA linked Russian spy, Maria Butina’s Boyfriend, Paul Erickson, was indicted today by a Federal Grand Jury in South Dakota. He’s charged with money laundering and fraud, and faces a minimum 20 year prison sentence if convicted.

Boyfriend of admitted Russian agent Maria Butina charged with fraud

Good news:

The new Democratic majority in Congress is doing what Congress is supposed to do.