Save Me

I saved you some dinner.
I saved you a seat.
I saved the last dance for you.

I’ve rescued three dogs
from a shelter,
I’ve taken in a stray cat or two.

Really, I did all that for myself.

I would have saved you a place in line,
but some jerk said “no saves“.
I’m not sure why,
but that reminds me of the time
a boyfriend said:
“I was going to buy you flowers, but the light changed.”
Save your money, we’re done.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

I saved room for dessert.
Always save room if
Dessert is a piece of cake.

A piece of cake- something easy.
What’s easy?
Saving room for dessert.

I saved room in my skirt
so I could eat dessert
without my belt digging into me.

Did I really save room,
or did I wear my fat clothes
so that I could eat dessert comfortably?

I’ll save you the philosophical musings.

I’m saving the best for last.

Save it, let’s eat dessert first.

I’m saving my brain cells for tomorrow’s post. šŸ˜‰
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THE DAILYPOST
Jan 5, 2015
DAILY PROMPT
Daring Do
Tell us about the time you rescued someone else (person or animal) from a dangerous situation. What happened? How did you prevail?

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