“I Crap Bigger Than you.”

Her: “Judge me by my size do you?” “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

Him: “You bet your size 6 ass” “I crap bigger than you!” (to waiter) “I’ll have what she’s having.”

(She giggles)

Him: “I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to f–kin’ amuse you?”

Her: “Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?”

Him: “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”

Her: “That’s very profound, Jimmy. What does it mean?

Him: (big grin) “I’m f–ked if I know, Terry” – “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

Her: “Look where I’m going. I’m moving, maybe up, maybe down! But wherever it is, I’m enjoying it. I’m havin’ the time of my life! Because for the first time, it is my life! And I love it. I love every second of it! And I’ll be damned if you’re gonna take it away from me!”

Him: “I wish I knew how to quit you.” – “You ever seen a grown man naked?”

Her: “Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

(He laughs)

Her: “I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to f–kin’ amuse you?” (She sighs)”I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Him: “Surely you can’t be serious.” “…Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.” “Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

Her: “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” “I’m not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.'” (She leaves)

Him: (to waiter) “The only question I ever ask any woman is: ‘What time is your husband coming home?”
(Despondently shakes his head)
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“I crap bigger than you!” – City Slickers (1991)
– “Surely you can’t be serious.”- “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane! (1980)
“Judge me by my size do you?” – Star Wars
“You bet your size 6 ass” – The Devil Wears Prada 2006)
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
“I’ll have what she’s having.” – When Harry Met Sally (1989)
“I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to f–kin’ amuse you?” – GoodFellas (1990)
“Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself: ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?” – City Slickers (1991)
The problem is not the problem. He problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?” – Pirates of the Caribbean at Worlds End (2007)
“That’s very profound, Jimmy. What does it mean? (big grin) I’m f–ked if I know, Terry!” -The Commitments (1991)
“I’m moving, maybe up, maybe down! But wherever it is, I’m enjoying it. I’m havin’ the time of my life! Because for the first time, it is my life! And I love it. I love every second of it! And I’ll be damned if you’re gonna take it away from me!” – Gypsy (1962)
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” – Brokeback Mountain (2005)
– “I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.” – The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
“…Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
– The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
“I’m not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they arewatching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.'” – Psycho (1960)
“Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.” – Young Frankenstein (1974)
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.” – The Godfather 1971
“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather 1971
– “You ever seen a grown man naked?” – Airplane! (1980)
“The only question I ever ask any woman is: ‘What time is your husband coming home?'” – Hud (1963)
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Feb 9,2015
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