“Finally, the guide parents of teenagers have been begging for!”- Someone Important
“How did parents of teenagers do it before this book?”- A Big Newspaper
How to: Guide for Parents of Teenagers
You decided to have children thirteen or more years ago, but you didn’t consider that these once compliant innocents would soon tower over you, and become crazed, hormone fueled horders of food, trash and your personal belongings. Alien beings seem to have taken over the bodies that you once carried in your womb. These new creatures have a vocabulary limited to the three words: “I know mom.”Shocked by this strange turn of events, you are immobilized, not sure what to do or where to turn. The task is daunting.. If only they came with instructions, or a manual.
How to: Guide for Parents of Teenagers is the manual you’ve begged for. In this no holds barred how to guide, you’ll be led single file through the three ring circus that is raising teenagers. Take back ownership of your pilfered personal items, you decide: who what where when and why, and you’ll only have to say anything once. This book is a must have for all parents.