Three Classics

Into a bar walk three, of course

A dyslexic, a peanut, a horse

The bar keepers eyes wide

Pokes the man he’s beside

Says: “These jokes surely will be the worst.”

And they are ~ Three classics

1. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

2. Three peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

3. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Why the long face?”

Nothing like a good joke…

*art credit Picasso __________________________________________

The Daily Post, May 25, 2015, Daily Prompt: Fill In the Blank~ Three people walk into a bar…<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/fill-in-the-blank/”>Fill In the Blank</a><a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/dp_prompt/fill-in-the-blank/”>Fill In the Blank</a>

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