It has come to my attention, that many people are venturing outside of their homes for the first time ever. This would explain the influx of confused looks on the faces of people who: drive too slowly, stand aimlessly in the middle of crowded public areas, are wearing pajamas, and other such social atrocities.
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• Use indoor voices—when indoors
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• Eat without disgusting those around you
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