If this were a world without computers, I would use the money that I would normally spend on a computer to purchase a cow. A spectacular bovine specimen with a perfectly mapped out black and white spotted coat, and long eyelashes veiling her big brown cow eyes. I would name her Coco.
Coco’s only responsibility would be maintaining my lawn. Without the need to kowtow to me, we would become fast friends. She would offer me every kind of cheese imaginable…except for goat cheese. (For goat cheese I would need to give up cable.)
I would search out a doctor who would write a note that I could give to the airlines claiming Coco was my emotional support animal. Then, whenever I travelled, the airlines would have no choice but to allow Coco to ride in the cabin…under the seat in front of me, or on my lap.
Alas, because there would be no internet, I would be utterly devastated to find that no real doctor would write me that note. Coco and I would have to part with ways.
*photo credit modern farmer.com
The Daily Post, January 26, 2016, Daily Prompt: Life After Blog’s~ Your life without a computer: what does it look like?<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/life-after-blogs/”>Life After Blogs</a>