A Typical Day

BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP

List all known profanities (I think I know them all)

Put dogs out, start coffee 

Let dogs in, make smoothie 

Wash vitamins down with smoothie while ironing shirt

Turn lizard’s heat light on

Toss in crickets, feed crickets 

Take note of empty fridge

List all known profanities (I make up some new ones)

Shower, apply face

Obviously minimal time spent on hair—

(hair will never be a priority)

And I’m off… to work

In car audio French 2 lesson 8 

(je parle un peu le fransais)

Park at bus stop 4. Text kids “r u up?”

Chit chat and pretend to work

Peek at daily prompt at 0720, 

Let those thoughts simmer on the back burner

Down time from pretending to work 

Means work on post content 

If ideas flow publish, otherwise finish at home. 

Text kids “r u home”

Head home

Audio French 2 lesson 8 repeated (j’essaye!)

Stop for food 

At home:

Damage control (“Who put marbles in the garbage disposal?”, “Whose dishes are these?”, etc.) 

List all known profanities (preferably silently)

Attempt to parent calmly

Feed and water: teens, dogs, lizard, crickets, me (why do I come after the crickets?)

Turn on my heated mattress pad remove face

Read, stare at ceiling

Ahhh…sleep 

BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP

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The Daily Post, January 28, 2016, Daily Prompt: Just Another Day~ Our days our organized around numerous small actions we repeat over and over. What’s your favorite daily ritual?<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/just-another-day/”>Just Another Day</a>