Today’s News as I See It

CBS News interviewed members of the KKK yesterday: “We’re not white supremacists. We believe in our race,” said a Midwestern man wearing a white robe and pointed hood who fled when reporters asked his name— He must not have read the Klan’s official rulebook, the Kloran – published in 1915 which says the organization “shall ever be true in the faithful maintenance of White Supremacy” 

Stories I’m working on: Hitler insists he does not have a Hitler mustache, Mitt Romney truly believes he has integrity, Mike Pence insists the character Colonel Frank Fitts, homophobic abusive dad in the film American Beauty was not based on him, Rudy Giuliani admits to having had a frontal lobotomy in the 1960’s, and Melania Trump frowns on cyber bullying as Trump tweets insults and the name of an 18 year old girl who asks him a tough question. 

In other news Trump supporters everywhere are calling those who want a full investigation on Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election: “babies.”

One (possibly two) of the above headlines might have been embellished…I don’t want it called fake news. The inmates have taken over the asylum. This is our future if the members of the electoral college don’t do their job. 

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December 12, 2016

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