Trumupdate

12/31/2016 In the wee hours of the morning Trumps short fat fingers tweet an antagonistic New Years wish to “his enemies”- that would everyone except the 25.5% of the American population who actually turned out to vote for him. I think his inner middle school bully needs a hug. 

Later that same night, at his for profIt New Years Eve celebration – he told one attendee regarding intel agencies reports that Russia did in fact hack with intent to force a Trump win: “I know things other people don’t know. They cannot be sure of the situation.” Asked what he was referring to, he said, “You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday” — the next intelligence briefing perhaps?

Don’t expect him to actually attend the briefing, he doesn’t need to because he will know all whether or not he has gone.

He may be getting his updates directly from Putin. As for the statement promising to inform us later, it reminds me of his “I’ll show you my taxes when I’m president” statement during one of the debates.


1/1/2017 In his annual New Year’s address, Kim Jong Un said plans for an intercontinental ballistic missile have “reached the final stage.”

In his mid-nightly twitter squawking trump said: “It won’t happen.” 

Believe you him, Donald Trump “knows things that other people don’t know”. Russian hacking, North Korean missiles—You dare to question the great and powerful Trump?

January 2, 2017 Trump still looking for affirmation from his loyal minority. The least popular president elect in history has very thin orange skin.


January 3 Trump tweeted something about innovative new jobs…

The job of the future is courier to deliver top secret documents in person on paper…because Trump has stated it is the only truly secure way to communicate. “You want something to really go without detection, write it out and have it sent by courier.” 

I think he meant unpresidented. I wonder which picture it was: 


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