“O beauty, passing beauty! Sweetest sweet! How can thou let me waste my youth in sighs?” ~Alfred Lord Tennyson.
*Warning- the following post may be offensive to people who respect Chocolate Cake.
I’ve taken the liberty of altering just a few of Donald Trump’s comments about women…although he would never denigrate chocolate cake in the same fashion:
“You don’t give a shit if a piece of chocolate cake can play a violin like the greatest violinist in the world. You want to know, what does it look like.”
“A piece of chocolate cake that is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”
“It doesn’t really matter what they write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of chocolate cake.”
“Pieces of chocolate cake, you have to treat them like shit.”
“Must be a pretty picture, chocolate cake dropping to it’s knees.”
“Grab them by the chocolate cake.”
“When I come home and a beautiful piece of chocolate cake is not ready, I go through the roof!”
“I tell my friends to be rougher with their chocolate cake.”
“For a man to be successful, he needs a beautiful piece of chocolate cake at home, not some cake who is always griping and bitching.”
“You never get to the face because the chocolate cake is so good.”
“Nobody has more respect for chocolate cake than I do.”
Our POTUS – be proud.