James Emergency Elective Surgery Chaffetz sucked it up and went back to Washington just days after having his time sensitive surgery to remove 12 year old metal hardware from his foot. Regardless of whatever shady activity motivated him to find a way to get out of work quick, he’s back.
Rumors of blackmail, FBI investigations, and bribes swirl around our newest superhero—Titanium Screw Man, guaranteed to set off metal detectors everywhere…until now. The metal is gone, and he’s back in what feels like hours…and he promised he’d be out 4 weeks.
Why the rush? He took care of his pre-existing condition, and then rushed back in time to vote for the GOP bill that will screw you out of healthcare coverage for your pre-existing conditions. That is one dedicated jerk.