Batten Down Yer Hatches Trump

Avast ye— t’was on planet earth

Yo ho America the realm 

That sailed off course when Russia

Put cockswain Trump at the helm

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Abaft in the White House

And each dungbie thar in

Sons (in-law) o biscuit eaters

And more hornswagglers moved in

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Voyaging on toward Russia 

An iceberg dossier appeared

Held by privateer James Comey 

Whose forthrightness was bigly feared

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Trump flexed his flabby muscle

Tried tapered bully charm

Hands hoy, er ye be shark bait 

Senate sounded the alarm

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Thar be more than one black spot

‘Pon further inspection

Mike Pence too will walk the plank

Scuttle future elections

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Powder monkey Paul Ryan 

Plays a plaintive melody

On his violin sinking

With his band the GOP

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Their tune a compilation

Healthcare, Banks, and Tax reform 

Nary enuf lifeboats fer

Trump’s pre-existing faux platform

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