Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpty Dumpty will not build a wall

Humpty Trumpty offends leaders— all

All Trumpty’s tweeting and all Putin’s men

Won’t get Trumpty re-elected again. 

I’d be shocked if he finishes this term.

*Warning: these are my opinions, and my filter has been compromised.

Today in WARSAW—(Not-my-President) Donald Trump had a press conference during which he said many contradictory and stupid ass things: “I think it was Russia. And I think it could have been other people and other countries. It could have been a lot of people interfered, I said it very simply. I think it could very well have been Russia. But I think it could well have been other countries. And I won’t be specific. But I think a lot of people interfere.”

I’ll interpret: Russia definitely did or did not, probably may have, other countries did, lots of countries, many people, all may have played a part in the hoax perpetrated by the fake news mainstream media Russian interference of the election…

It happens all the time, but that’s not important right now. The cyber attack on our election process, a declaration of war followed by a direct hit on our democracy, is not important. What is? 

The orange one is selling the idea that what is important is shifting blame to former President Obama— yep, because he “did nothing” with the information even though he knew…except that Obama kicked Russian operatives out of the U.S., Obama sanctioned Russia, Obama told Putin to his face that he knew what they were doing, and to stop, and Obama announced all his actions to the press— but Trump says he “did nothing.”
Hillary Clinton too laid all this information, about Russian interference, at our feet before the election, during the debates, but it no one heard her. 

Contradictions anyone? 

Trump today also said, with regards to North Korea’s determined efforts to develop nuclear weapons with the capability to reach the U.S., he is considering “some pretty severe things” then added: “That doesn’t mean we’re going to do them.”

Can we unplug him, wait a few minutes, then plug him back in?

“I think we will just take a look at what happens over the coming weeks and months with respect to North Korea,” -he said that.
I think Trump might be wearing an earpiece into which Putin feeds him lines, giggling like a little girl that Trump is actually saying these things. 

The only consolation I have is the knowledge that while Trump is busy performing his transparent theatrics in Poland, and then on to the German G20 summit, special counsel Robert Mueller is keeping busy with his “murderer’s row of experienced prosecutors” with backgrounds in government corruption, fraud, cybersecurity, corporate crime, and organized crime.


Trump also said “western civilization is at risk.” Oh save us Donald, you idiot. You and Putin, your friend whom you “don’t know,” and “have a relationship” with are the biggest threats to western civilization.

Hickory dickory dock…Mueller end this madness! And tell the men with the white coats to bring a straight jacket.

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