Ye’men, Ya Seen the Farm Bill?… a limerick

A trick our government likes to play

Is slip edicts into bills, that way

No one will notice

Saudis and POTUS

Fixed to the Farm Bill, the vote’s today

~

The GOP added a measure

To deter any countermeasure

For the Yemen War

Our taxes pay for

The slaughter, Trump pockets a treasure

https://rules.house.gov/sites/republicans.rules.house.gov/files/Rule_CRHR2.pdf

Trump Tweets Today… limerick

The Steele dossier has been proven true

Your accomplices flipped, exposing you

Trump, Pence, the whole throng

Impeached before long

Potus Pelosi won’t be kind, playthrough

Still asking about Hillary’s emails

A tell, GOP crimes have been derailed

Comey’s circumspect

Answers wouldn’t deflect

Flynn’s damning info… because it’s detailed

~

Wisconsin is no Longer a Democratic State

The vast array of news today is overwhelming:

  • Flynn Flips to Freedom,
  • Trump is Trapped,
  • Prominent Pedophiles Prevail,
  • Bush Sr’s Burial,
  • But the most time sensitive:
  • Wisconsin Senate Circumvents Election Results in an attempt to retain control over the government, despite protests.

    Wisconsin, the state that spawned Paul Ryan, has leaned red since skewed redistricting took place in 2011. Since this extreme gerrymandering, democrats have not held more than 39 of 99 seats, despite democrats taking 54% aggregate statewide… this is one example of disenfranchisement.

    Early this morning, at 6:03 to be exact, the Wisconsin Senate passed the 3rd of 3 bills in a vote of 17-16, that limits the power of the newly elected Governor, Democrat Tony Evers, and Democrat Josh Kaul, Attorney General.

    Wisconsin Republicans have defended these bills in several infuriating ways:

    “The basis of our democracy is to have co-equal branches, but right now it’s very tilted towards the executive branch. These provisions will even things out and preserve the legislature’s ability to negotiate and be at the table.” -Speaker Vos”

    It merits mention that in the eight years of GOP Gubernatorial rule, the balance of power among the branches of government were not an issue.

    “We are here today to basically invalidate a legally held election. We would not be here today if Scott Walker would have won the election.” ~Senator Jon Erpenbach, Democrat

    Last month’s election in Wisconsin was a gerrymandered success for the GOP. State Democrats received 190,000 more votes but but Republicans held 63/99 seats.

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/12/republicans-brazenly-gut-voting-rights-in-lame-duck-before-they-lose-power/

    This unconstitutional GOP thievery has to end, and that won’t happen if we all ignore the problem at hand.

    I asked Mitch Smith, a reporter of the Chicago bureau of the NYT if these changes could be reversed just once Democrats take control in January.

    What happened today will lead to a long and costly battle if we want our votes and elections to count.

    Speaker Vos believes he has the right to decide what’s best for Wisconsin, despite what the people of Wisconsin demand.

    “If extraordinary session bills aren’t passed we are going to have a very liberal governor who is going to enact policies that are in direct contrast to what *many of us believe in.” ~ Vos

    *”Many of us” is not the same as “the majority of us”.

    What is in the legislation?

    As reported by: PATRICK MARLEY AND MOLLY BECK | MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL: 👇🏼

    The legislation would:

    • Limit early voting to two weeks. A similar limit was found unconstitutional in 2016 and Democrats have threatened to take legal action again.
    • Give Republicans more say over the Wisconsin Economic Development Corp., including over its enterprise zone program that gives tax breaks to individual businesses. WEDC’s board, rather than the governor, would appoint WEDC’s leader.
    • Put lawmakers in charge of litigation, allowing them to keep alive a lawsuit to overturn the Affordable Care Act, widely known as Obamacare.
    • Give lawmakers — instead of the attorney general — control over how court settlements are spent.
    • Make it easier for lawmakers to hire private attorneys at taxpayer expense when they are accused of violating the open records law or other statutes.
    • Eliminate the solicitor general’s office, which oversees high-profile litigation.
    • Modestly lower the state’s income tax rates next year to offset about $60 million in online sales taxes from out-of-state retailers that Wisconsin recently began collecting.
    • Require Evers to get permission from lawmakers to ban guns in the state Capitol.
    • Bar judges from giving deference to state agencies’ interpretations of laws when they are challenged in court. That could make it easier to win lawsuits challenging how environmental regulations and other laws are being enforced.
    • Broaden lawmakers’ powers to block rules  written by the Evers administration to implement state laws.
    • Require the Evers administration to report if the governor pardons anyone or his aides release anyone from prison early.
    • Force Evers to get permission from the Legislature before asking the federal government to make any changes to programs that are run jointly by the state and federal governments. That would limit the governor’s flexibility in how he runs public benefits programs. If the Legislature’s budget committee determined the administration was not implementing recent changes to those programs, it could reduce funding and staffing for state agencies.
    • Require Evers to go along with a plan aimed at reducing premiums for insurance plans offered through the Affordable Care Act’s marketplaces for individuals.
    • Channel federal money into a smaller number of state road projects, so that other projects could avoid having to comply with federal environmental and wage laws
    Regardless of whether you live in Wisconsin or Michigan, where a similar power play is underway, North Carolina, Atlanta, or anywhere else in the US, this coup affects us all. Wisconsin’s gerrymandered districts may determine the outcome of our next presidential election.

    Wisconsin: Lame Duck Republicans Plan to Oppress their Replacements… limerick

    Wisconsin Republicans ejected

    Plan to restrict Democrats elected

    They’re taking a vote

    To limit the scope

    Undermining whom voters selected

    *Contact your state legislators by calling the toll-free legislative hotline at 1-800-362-9472 (266-9960 in Madison).

    *You can contact the governor’s office by phone at 608-266-1212.

    *CALL 📞 YOUR ☎️ SENATORS! Tell them to oppose the special session bills. Key targets:

    Sen. Rob Cowles 608-266-0484, Sen.Cowles@legis.wisconsin.gov

    Sen. Luther Olsen 608-266-0751, Sen.Olsen@legis.wisconsin.gov

    Everyone else: Legislative hotline 608-266-9960, 8:15a-4:45p M-F

    Wisconsin Republicans Stripping Governor’s Power Before Democratic Leader Takes Office

    https://amp.jsonline.com/amp/2162684002?__twitter_impression=true

    Not sure what to say? @WisDems have provided an example:

    Too Close for Senator Thune… a limerick

    The GOP wants us to forget

    Traitor Trump’s treason, it’s a good bet

    They’re in trouble too

    The GOP flu

    Will wipe out the whole the party yet

    ~

    GOP senator: It’s time to ‘move on’ from Trump’s Russia scandal