Trump’s Morning… conjecture

The lunatic has risen from his disturbed sleep, plagued with reoccurring nightmares of indictment: mime golfing in a concrete prison ground, skin sallow, hair glue dissolving, prison food, (a single scoop at best), phone confiscated, they even took his loooong red tie… why?

He wipes the crusty sleep from his swollen eyes, prying them open with his stubby fingers, as he feels around for his glasses and hair, inadvertently knocking his 2 liter bottle of adderall to the floor… “WHO PUT THAT THERE?!”

Although he is incapable of articulating his thoughts, he sits back against the mound of pillows, encased in 1,000,000 thread Saudi cotton, and asks himself why he did it.

He is unable to pushback against feelings of despair rising in his soul, with the understanding his criminal endeavors would never have been scrutinized to this extent had he not run for precedent, (president). A threatening letter sent by his attorney, (the rat), would have made any threat disappear in the… good old days.

Moisture on his cheeks! Is he bleeding? No, it’s some strange salty clear liquid.

His thoughts resume: stupid, stupid, stupid. But Putin would never have allowed him to lose.

Now he awaits his daily instructions. They come through back channels set up by his disappointing son in-law.

His mind wanders to Ivanka, and his sadness intensifies.

He turns on “Fox and Friends” as he presses the call button next to his bed, shouting: “bring me my phone and a hamberder.”

Do You Recall Who Blew Santa’s Cover for You?.. a limerick

Do you recall which person told you?

Santa had been a successful coup

A magical feat

It’s end a defeat

Childhood mysteries suddenly through

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An older sibling, a bully at school

One who enjoyed how it felt to be cruel

After that began

Questioning the man

Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy? You were fooled.

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“Are you still a believer Santa?”

Cause your parents profess propaganda

It’s likely you did

Trump blew off the lid

14K kids woke up caged, MAGA

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Trump to boy: Do you believe in Santa?

Trump Swallowed a Fly… a nursery rhyme

There was an old man

Who spread racist lies

We all know why 

He spread racist lies

Perhaps a spy

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There was an old man 

Who as a reminder

Belittled the crippled

A country divider

He belittled the crippled

Spreads racist lies

We all know why

He spreads racist lies

A sectarian spy

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There was an old man 

Who tweeted false words

It sounds absurd, 

He tweeted false words

As a reminder, belittled the crippled, 

This country divider, spreads racist lies

We all know why

He spreads racist lies,

This xenophobe spy

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There was an old man who avoided combat

Imagine that, avoided combat 

Sighting bone spurs, now that’s absurd

He tweets false words, our POTUS bone spurs

Who, as a reminder, belittled the crippled 

This country divider,

We all know why, he spreads racist lies

Neo Nazi spy

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There was an old man, Putin’s lapdog

Despised demagogue, Kremlin lapdog

Who avoided combat, imagine that

Migrant babies in cages, it is outrageous 

What kind of a world he has unfurled

Stokes fears with false words, POTUS bone spurs

Who, as a reminder, belittled the crippled 

This country divider

We all know why, spreads racist lies

Nationalist spy 

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There was an old man, he’s a turncoat

Treasonous traitor inspired more to vote

A demagogue, Putin’s lapdog

Babies in cages, it is outrageous

What kind of a world he has unfurled

Stokes fears with false words

POTUS bone spurs

Who, as a reminder, belittled the crippled 

This country divider

We know why, he let Puerto Rican’s die

Treasonous spy 

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There was an old man ahead of election, 

Stoked fears against Muslims 

Skin tone based immigration

Turncoat demagogue, Putin’s lap dog, 

Babies in cages, it is outrageous

What kind of a world he has unfurled

POTUS bone spurs

He is absurd, his traitorous words

Stoking fears with false words

Who, as a reminder, belittled the crippled 

This country divider

We know why he let Puerto Rican’s die

This Russian spy 

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There was a stable genius

Without remorse

Impeached of course

Giddyup Donald

Once upon a time, (71 years ago to be exact), in a cozy little borough called Queens, in the land of opportunity, the city of New York, a real estate developer whose hobby was the local order of the KKK, celebrated the birth of a son.

He would raise this son in his own image, focusing on the the Christian moral code, but having had little understanding of the basic premise, the son, named Donald, was raised to emulate the seven deadly sins: envy, gluttony, greed , lust, pride, sloth, and wrath.

Somehow Donald managed to go far using these teachings. He cheated and lied, and hurt many people along the way, but he found himself on the throne of a great experiment called America.

It was also 71 years years ago a group, called Gallop, initiated an annual Poll, asking the question—

Who is the man you most admire in America?

The results for 2017 are in.

THE MOST ADMIRED MAN IN AMERICA:

#1 Former PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

This is the 10th year President Barack Obama’s has held the title. Only former President Dwight Eisenhower (who won 12 times), has won Gallup’s most-admired title more often than President Barack Obama has.

On the other hand,

Donald Trump is not the first modern day U.S. president to come up short, he shares that dishonor with the likes of presidents:

  • Harry S.Truman (dropped the bomb)

  • Lyndon B Johnson (dispatched the first ground troops in Vietnam and mishandled Civil Rights)

  • Richard Nixon (resigned in shame)

  • Gerald Ford (pardoned Nixon)

  • Jimmy Carter (perceived as weak), and

  • George W Bush (started an oil war under false pretense)

However, in the poll’s 71-year history, Donald Trump is the first PotUS not to win the Gallop poll’s most admired man in his first year in office.

Gallup also asked—

Who is the woman you most admire in America?

The results for 2017 are in.

THE MOST ADMIRED WOMAN IN AMERICA:

#1 HILLARY CLINTON, The First Woman to Win the Presidential Popular Vote,

Americans may redeem themselves in the eyes of the world yet.

I suppose that is something for the record books, and it is another sign that history won’t be kind to the orange fiend.

Poor little Donald. He was never taught to be happy for the success of others, only envy, gluttony, greed , lust, pride, sloth, and wrath. None of that will serve him well in coping with this news.

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McConnell Ran Away With Ted Cruz

              

             Hey diddle diddle

  With healthcare they’d fiddle

                 We all thought 

we knew what they’d choose

                        Three GOP senators

       Laughed to see such fun

And McConnell ran away with Ted Cruz 

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<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/pest/”>Pest</a&gt;

The Tale of a SAD Potus’s Weekdays

Donald Trump sworn in on a bleak black Monday 

Tried to ban muslims on a stark and stormy Tuesday

Fired Comey on a grey grizzly Wednesday

Failed to take healthcare on a mild mellow Thursday

Took time to golf each Friday through Sunday 

Mueller meanwhile works to remove Potus soon someday

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