More Witches Indicted

*Caution, this post contains strong language, such as:
  • Fuck
  • Prick
  • Bullshit
  • Asshole
  • The C word
If these words are offensive to you, please check back tomorrow.

Where we stand today. We still stand… slouching a bit at Trump’s continued idiocy, but standing nonetheless.

My post yesterday left us at lunch with Theresa May. A press conference was held during which Trump refused questions from CNN, calling them fake news. He instead called on (propaganda network) FOX news, which he claimed is “real news.”

Same old same old… I really believe the biggest insult to Trump’s ego would be if no one showed up… except the 250k protesters, carrying creative posters and pulling a Trump baby blimp. 😉London, well done.

Moving on. Trump never prepares for anything. His ego won’t allow it. As such, he did not take the time to be briefed on British Royal protocol, clearly. He nearly caused an international incident yesterday when he attempted to trip the queen, outpaced her, leaving her trailing behind in a cloud of dust, then hip checked her when she caught up.

Okay, that is a slight exaggeration. After keeping the 92 year old monarch waiting, 10-15 minutes, (depending on who is talking), baking in the 80° globally warmed London air, (which he’s responsible for exacerbating), he did not bow, he walked ahead and in front of her, turned his back on her, stopped in front of her, waiting for her to come around his rotundness. Protocol, asshole… or even normal manners.

Did Donald Trump Break Royal Protocol During Visit to Queen Elizabeth II?

Yes he fucking did. I’m a dentist, and I recognize an affront when I see one.

Trump, is ever disrespectfully misogynistic. He continues to be an embarrassment to himself and every village idiot who continues support him. They’ll never understand any of this.

Moving on, Melania found a yellow cape and wore it with the dress from ‘Beauty and the Beast… I really don’t care, do u? I certainly don’t care enough to create and post a side by side photo comparison, but if I did, it would be spot on.

Now Trump is visiting his golf club in Scotland… on my dime. Protesters have arrived, an unofficial count is 10,000.

On Monday Trump will move on to Helsinki, where he will find the mothership, Putin. Why? Either for a job performance review, or for further instructions on how to handle the indictment of 12 more witches.

This is important… more important than the other important information in this post.

The media, and many political talking heads, are busy with bullshit. What they’re saying: “Trump needs to confront Putin.” “Trump needs to demand extradition…” rinse, repeat.

Stop it.

Trump will not demand extradition of the 12 GRU, Russian *Military* intelligence agents who were behind this attack that put him in the White House. He was in on it.

I recently read an opinion stating: “since the attack on our election was carried out by Russian Military agents, it falls under article 5 in the NATO Treaty.” Step up Capt’n NATO.

If you watched the first presidential debate you have known about Trump and Russia for two years, because Hillary Clinton told us.

If she knew, the intelligence community was also aware the treasonous activity was underfoot. I will never understand why, with this knowledge, Trump was inaugurated.

To members of the electoral college, fuck you.

We know a total of 25 Russians, under Putin’s command, have been indicted for Election interference.

Timing is everything. They hacked into Clinton’s emails on the day of that first debate, when Trump said something to the effect of: “Rusherrr, if you’re listening, I hope you find those missing emails…”

https://twitter.com/thebeatwithari/status/1017902324868698113?s=12

Trump’s request to Russia happened the same day Clinton was hacked the first time, as per charges in the indictment.

Womp, womp.

The indictments also show the identities of 500k Americans were stolen, and voter registration data was broken into.

The GOP would have you believe nothing was done with this information, and the outcome of the election was not affected. Mmhmm.

The hacked registration would have allowed them, (the bad guys), to delete voting registration of democrats in key districts… no one has proven this was done… yet. For fucks sake people, how many disenfranchised voters were there on that day? How many are there at the primaries held now? A fucking lot. Rest assured, that was the last fuck in this post.

Another under reported fact: Voting machines used in many states are touch screen, with no paper trail, and they were purchased from a Russian Oligarch.

FBI: Maryland’s voting system linked to Russian oligarch

“The nation’s top spy DNI Dan Coats warns that Russia is the worst foreign power threatening U.S. with cyberattacks and that warning lights are “blinking red” as terror threats were before 9/11.”

‘Warning Lights Are Blinking Red,’ Top Intelligence Officer Says of Russian Attacks – The New York Times

Why isn’t EVERYONE reporting this?

Can we get paper ballots?

Also new, House conservatives are prepared to push to impeach Rod Rosenstein, the messenger, because he will not end the Russia investigation for Trump. The congressman who filed the impeachment…

Jim Jordan, former Ohio State wrestling coach, who looked the other way while the team doctor molested the team.

“House Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows, in fact, had the impeachment document on the floor of the House at the very moment that Rosenstein spoke to reporters and TV cameras Friday.”

House conservatives prep push to impeach Rosenstein

Moving on, now that there have been indictments for election interference, Trump and the GOP can no longer argue that there is no proof. They’ve changed their argument to: good job, case closed, so it’s time to end the investigation.

What they’re afraid of is, now that Mueller has named the hackers, and their crimes have been detailed, he can move on to indicting the Americans who accepted the information… Roger Stone, Trump Junior, Kushner, Trump, etc.

Oops 😬. Another fuck.

Well, anyway, I think that’s enough fucks for one weekend, wouldn’t you say?

Everybody Hates Donald Trump

*Fair warning

I excuse you from reading today’s post because I am exercising my first amendment right to access my inner Scaramucci.

Everybody hates Donald Trump. Relax MAGA hats, I’m not talking to you. I’m never talking to you.

I will revise my statement regardless, because one should never make all or nothing statements.

Everyone in Europe, Australia, Mexico, Canada, Asia, Africa, South America, Antarctica, and MOST of the United States hates the Blowtard in Chief, Donald Trump.

Trump is a universally reviled mass of glop whose continued consumption of oxygen should be reviewed and reconsidered. No country in the world wants the fucker breathing their air. Well, maybe Russia does.

The Scotsman, (a Scottish publication) wrote an opinion piece today about Trump.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/396831-scottish-newspaper-denounces-trump-as-an-appalling-human-being?amp

The nicest thing it says about him is that he is “an appalling human being.”

They should like the prick; he has a golf course there, and his mother immigrated from Scotland. If there was any joy to be had in that, they would take pride of ownership. There isn’t, and they don’t.

Trump’s behavior yesterday at the NATO summit offers an example of why they all hate him there as well. The arrogant son of a bitch arrived 30 minutes late, missed scheduled meetings with at least two world leaders, ordered the secretary general to call an emergency session, held an off the cuff news conference, during which he repeated his claim of being a Stable Genius.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/d59da8c5ef4996d3a28ecf1d9a8dc057/tenor.gif?itemid=10713416

Trump is in England today. Prior to tea with the queen, he is lunching with Theresa May. He insulted May’s job performance in an interview yesterday, consequently, today he will be served a false air of civility, with an undertone of animosity. You shouldn’t insult the people who feed you.

Trump also continued his verbal slapping match with London’s Mayor Khan, blaming him for local terrorism and increased knife attacks. Trump conveniently forgets the weekly mass shootings taking place in the U.S. on his watch.

He who laughs last, laughs in front of Westminster Abby. It seems the people of London have a thing or two to say about Trump’s visit. For someone obsessed with crowd size this is one to take note of.

Watch the London Protests of President Trump Live

An anti Trump march of more than 250,000, was punctuated by a giant floating Trump blimp: bloated, crying, diapered, and holding a cell phone in his tiny hands. Lifelike.

Trump said it made him feel unwelcome.

Ya think?

Where is he welcome?

Russia is the only correct answer.

As an American, I should feel compelled to apologize for Trump’s behavior. I do not, because that would imply I played a part in his creation. I didn’t vote this fucker in, so I’m not apologizing for him. Putin put Trump in office, let him apologize. Let Trump’s dead parents apologize. They’d be proud.

I’m also not apologizing for the Neo Nazi’s who support Trump. I hate them as much as the next, Non-White Supremacist, guy.

And regarding those white women who are repeatedly caught on tape in ignorant tirades against innocent people: a guy barbecuing, a child selling water, another selling candy… can we please find another way to describe them… a way that does not lump me into their demographic. I am a white woman, and I am appalled.

While Trump was painting Europe, Putin red, his complicit minions in congress were hard at work trying to discredit the U.S. intelligence community. Members of the House spent 11 hours interrogating FBI agent Peter Strzok.

Strzok, (who needs to buy a vowel), is the FBI investigator whose personal text messages have been used by the GOP in abstract attempts to degrade the Mueller investigation. In those private text messages, to his FBI girlfriend, he expresses opinions that Trump sucks (my words, his sentiment), but he also disses Hillary and Bernie. The GOP is increasingly more desperate to turn public opinion against Robert Mueller and the FBI.

Using these text messages, the GOP has created a narrative that there is a “Deep State Underground” among the intelligence community, particularly the FBI, bent on destroying poor innocent Donald Trump.

Mueller is closing in.

Highlights of the inquisition Include Trey N(NoIWasNotInHarryPotter) Gowdey who, under the guise of asking questions, hurled baseless accusations at Strzok, without giving him a chance to reply. The few times he was given a chance to speak, he handed the GOP their flabby white asses.

https://youtu.be/bq1MhnhzYuQ

Another point of interest in the hearing was the “questioning” by Representative Louie Gohmert (*R-TX), who passionately expressed great offense at Peter Strzok’s extramarital affair which, was between two consenting adults.

There is some hypocrisy here. Representative Gohmert has no problem with Trump’s lack of ethics and morals. Gohmert also had no problem throwing his support behind pedophile Roy Moore during his congressional run. He was quoted 8 months ago:

“Roy Moore allegations are unfair because 38 years ago was a long time.”

Moore was the pedophile who targeted girls aged 12-16 at a mall, to such an extent he was banned from the mall.

In summation, Gohmert is not offended by pedophiles, children in cages, pussy grabbing xenophobes, or Nazis, but he is outraged by two consenting adults, who have taken responsibility for their behavior and apologized to the people they hurt. They don’t owe the GOP an apology.

http://thehill.com/policy/national-security/396747-gop-lawmaker-to-strzok-how-many-times-did-you-look-innocently-into?amp

My favorite GOP character in yesterday’s shit show was Representative Paul Gosar, DDS.

https://heavy.com/news/2018/07/paul-gosar-dentist-body-language-strzok-video/amp/

Somehow this congressman believes being a dentist gives him superpowers to read body langage.

He should perhaps, stop sucking on nitrous oxide and, try to be a congressman who reads the constitution.

*Post updated 7/14/2018, to reflect a more accurate number of protesters in London… up 200K.

The Americtopian Stench… a Limerick for Donald Trump

Have I mentioned to you, I’M THE BEST

PRESIDENT TO EXIST, east or west

OF ALL TIME, of course

I gave you Space Force

You exist for my self interest

You must have seen the polls I mention

90%, that’s the HIGHEST RETENTION

Of APPROVAL to date

Before Watergate

So what if it’s all my invention

~

If googled, my words are disproved

Most won’t check facts, my Sensei knew…

Calls me his flower…

To cling to power

He instructs me… I haven’t a clue

#SecondCivilWar

You may have recently become aware, as have I, of chatter widely spread among Trump supporters: a purported second Civil War would commence today, July 4, 2018… instigated by the Libtard Brigade.

I have been known to answer to the term when it is directed at me and as such, was hurt to have been left out of the planning phase of any skirmish of that kind. I convinced myself the omission was merely an oversight and was not, by any means, meant to be a direct cut or an indirect means of releasing me from my service to the cause. I planned accordingly.

I own a high level of fear, with the knowledge that the legion of libtards would be armed only with facts, while polo shirt clad Troop Trump, the Red Caps, would be armed to the gums, in gaps between their brown tobacco stained teeth, with tiki torches and all the weapons the NRA could conjure up.

Without consortium of a trusted steed and with the knowledge that my erstwhile beloved Irish Wolfhound has likely fully decomposed, (having met her maker six years yore) I updated my Uber App and waited for a tweet informing me of the location of this oppugn, planned by my people without my aid or knowledge.

The tweet did not come. My thesaurus I returned to the safety of it’s book cabinet and relocked the glass door meant to keep unwitting book browsers safe. I then tucked the key into my bodice, for future use. Words can hurt.

A tweet was finally received, but it informed me the Second Civil War has been delayed, rescheduled to Tuesday, November 6th. For this, I have received my call to arms. The polling station is where I will be found; my vote will not be suppressed. Winter is coming.

Timmy’s Parents Don’t Always Vote

Daily life goes on for many Americans but, like thick fog in contact with torrid air, the idea of America is dissipating.

Americans live life at an accelerated pace, with no time to really experience anything they’re doing. They work too many hours without taking much vacation time. They over schedule their children, which by the way, they will eventually regret, wondering why they put themselves and their children through it. I regret it.

Because they’re so busy, a vast majority of Americans are unaware their country is unravelling.

With their lives passing them by at mach speed, politics is a subject few can be bothered with. I assume this is the case, because only half the population could be bothered to vote in the 2016 election… half.

Americans are so busy, many are unaware of the amount of political news reported daily, and they certainly don’t have time to decipher how any of it will affect their futures, because… you know, life.

Timmy’s baseball team just made it to the playoffs. Timmy’s parents didn’t plan for the extra games, and now they’ll have to rush to his orthodontist appointment to replace his broken retainer; his teeth are shifting back already.

The power is out in the detached garage, and the family sedan is trapped inside. No one can find the key for the side door to get into the garage, which would allow them to open the overhead door manually so they can get Timmy to his playoff game and orthodontist appointment. Don’t mention Timmy’s birthday, because his mom is having a hard time getting that day off work.

Timmy is one of three children. Timmy’s family is busy.

Timmy’s parents don’t always vote.

In normal times one might say: If you don’t know anything about the candidates it might be better to leave the voting to those who have taken the time to research them.

These are not normal times.

This is your wake up call.

Remember Deutsche Bank? Deutsche Bank May sound familiar because it was fined $630 million for a $10 billion Russian-Money Laundering scheme in 2017, and has loaned Donald Trump over $2.5 billion since 1998. Well, it’s a small world.

https://www.ft.com/content/8c6d9dca-882c-11e7-bf50-e1c239b45787

Justin Kennedy was Trump’s “most trusted” private banker at Deutsche Bank.

Justin’s dad, 80 year old Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, has just announced his retirement.

The timing of this announcement is a gift to Donald Trump, or maybe it was planned. In any event, by giving Trump an opportunity to install another Supreme Court Justice, Kennedy is handing over a swing vote to Trump.

This matters for many reasons: reproductive rights, LGBTQ rights, voting rights, Trump’s Muslim ban, his cruelty to migrant families, his attack against labor unions… just a few matters at hand that could very well be at risk with another conservative judge.

Trump has announced his plan to delegate the position on July 9. He is in a rush because, come November, if Democrats take back the majority in Congress, it is unlikely he’ll get the necessary votes to install his choice. Democrats regaining the majority is a possibility because, since Trump took office, and regardless of Russian efforts, Democrats have flipped 39 seats in Congress, while the GOP has flipped only 4.

There are some valid reasons Trump should not be allowed to choose the next judge just yet.

“One of my proudest moments was when I looked Obama in the eye and said, ‘Mr. President, you will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'” – Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell blocked Barack Obama’s appointment in February of 2016. His argument was: there was an election scheduled 9 months later.

There is an election 5 months away, Mitch, will the same rules apply to Trump? I doubt it, because the GOP never plays fair.

Donald Trump, was given that Supreme Court pick that Mitch McConnell was so proud to steal from Barack Obama. He chose Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch, who has proven his loyalty. He was the tie breaking vote in the Trump travel ban case.

The executive branch of government was meant to have checks and balances.

Donald Trump’s power should be kept in check by congress, but congress has abdicated its constitutional duty. Trump controls the Republican Party, the Republican Party holds the majority in the House and Senate.

The primary function of this Congress seems to be protecting Trump from any investigation into his collaborative efforts, with Russia, to steal the presidential election.

Consider another reason to block Trump’s hasty appointment: Donald Trump is the subject of two ongoing criminal investigations. Whether he is proven to have won the election legitimately or not, if he is found to have obstructed the investigation he is a subject of, his fate could end up in the hands of the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court could protect him from indictment, just like the GOP majority Congress does. They could give him the power to pardon himself and others found guilty in the case.

Trump is now poised to take control of the Supreme Court with that gifted swing vote. Trump will have absolute power.

America is on the verge of fascism.

Here’s a fun fact:

Only 27% of Americans are Republicans.

Republicans, the party of the rich white man and the angry MAGA hat donning crowd, are the minority.

How is it this minority, hell bent on returning us to the days of the KKK, wire hanger abortions, closeted LBGTQ, WWII crimes against humanity, trickle down economics, and the preexisting condition clause in health insurance, has taken over two of the three branches of government, and are poised to take the third? With only 27% of the population behind them how did we come to this?

One way is gerrymandering, the manipulation of district borders in a way to give their party an unfair advantage.

Another explanation for America’s current state of affairs: with hopes of tax cuts and lax laws that would allow them to offshore their assets in order to avoid paying taxes altogether, money hoarding wealthy men who fund the GOP, with the help of Russia, purchased targeted advertising on social media.

The spread of propaganda wasn’t limited to social media. Fox News has, in essentials, become a tool for Trump, a fake news channel, a platform for propaganda, Donald Trump’s State T.V.

Those same Russians also tampered with voter registrations, disenfranchising an untold number of voters. 21 states were told of attempted security breaches, and it has been confirmed 7 states were breached.

There is bad news for the upcoming elections in 2018 and 2020. Russians are continuing their efforts of hacking into our voting systems and they are continuing their disinformation campaigns. In California’s June primary 118,522 voters arrived at their polling stations to vote, only to be told their names were not listed, due to a “printing error.”

This is not a boat accident.

Those aren’t the only reason the minority has taken control of our country and is leading us down a very dark path… no, I’m not talking about “her emails.”

While Americans have been busy with work, children, hot water heaters, and mortgages, decisions and social services that were theirs have gradually been taken from them by their government. Trump is in office because he cheated, with the help of Russians, gerrymandering, and Comey’s bad timing.

But the main reason America is in this existential crisis is…

Timmy’s parents are selfish assholes. They didn’t take the time to vote.

Don’t be Timmy’s parents.

Manafort Goes to Jail… a limerick

Bye Felicia, hope your brought your toothbrush

Revoked house arrest? Seems harsh and unjust!

Witness tampering?

A “crime”… that’s a thing?

Don’t drop the soap. Turn witness… if you must

This tweet didn’t age well—

Judge Orders Paul Manafort Jailed Before Trial, Citing New Obstruction Charges – The New York Times