When You’re Almost a Nazi

Jeff Sessions mandates you should know

Donald Trump has a way to go

Before he will be

A full fledged Nazi

His Kaiser mustache needs to grow

Sessions: Detention centers not like Nazi Germany

It’s odd he’d compare to down play

Nazis taking children away

Trump’s superior

Because the führer

Branded, Trump hasn’t… yet to-date

Manafort Goes to Jail… a limerick

Bye Felicia, hope your brought your toothbrush

Revoked house arrest? Seems harsh and unjust!

Witness tampering?

A “crime”… that’s a thing?

Don’t drop the soap. Turn witness… if you must

This tweet didn’t age well—

Judge Orders Paul Manafort Jailed Before Trial, Citing New Obstruction Charges – The New York Times

If Only We Were More Like North Korea… sigh (a limerick)

“He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.” ~ Donald J Trump, on Kim Jong Un

Dear Donald, again you trespass

On American mores en-masse

This democracy

Will triumph, you’ll see

And we’re NOT “your people”, jackass

Donald Seems Worried… a limerick

Why is this innocent man concerned,

Planning his pardon once all is learned?

When Manafort flips

Trump’s dictatorship

Will be over, this court is adjourned.

A gift— I’m a humanitarian

Heed my advice, if you possibly can

Four words of hope:

“Soap on a Rope”

Try not to drop the lather, old man

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Quiz: Are You A Racist?… a limerick

I’ve devised this simple test to see

If you’re a racist… and yes, it’s free

Look at these photos

Are you discomposed

By Roseanne or men on bended knee?

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Screams the Anthem, grabs crotch, spits the ground

They protest injustice without sound

No need for a pen

If you answered: men

Then: Yes. Ignorance can be profound

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