Jeff Sessions mandates you should know
Donald Trump has a way to go
Before he will be
A full fledged Nazi
His Kaiser mustache needs to grow
Bye Felicia, hope your brought your toothbrush
Revoked house arrest? Seems harsh and unjust!
A “crime”… that’s a thing?
Don’t drop the soap. Turn witness… if you must
This tweet didn’t age well—
“He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.” ~ Donald J Trump, on Kim Jong Un
Dear Donald, again you trespass
On American mores en-masse
Will triumph, you’ll see
And we’re NOT “your people”, jackass
John McCain, you have my respect.
Am I wrong? The last time I checked,
You sit on your hands
Speak words, tweet demands…
Move— impel colleagues to serve and protect.
Why is this innocent man concerned,
Planning his pardon once all is learned?
When Manafort flips
Will be over, this court is adjourned.
A gift— I’m a humanitarian
Heed my advice, if you possibly can
Four words of hope:
“Soap on a Rope”
Try not to drop the lather, old man
I’ve devised this simple test to see
If you’re a racist… and yes, it’s free
Look at these photos
Are you discomposed
By Roseanne or men on bended knee?
Screams the Anthem, grabs crotch, spits the ground
They protest injustice without sound
No need for a pen
If you answered: men
Then: Yes. Ignorance can be profound