Trump Slump… a limerick

His motivation, self preservation

Forcing many on unpaid vacation

Meanwhile his top aids

Get a $10k raise

Don’t negotiate his resignation

thehill.com/homenews/admin…

Shutdown halts civil court cases — including those against Trump

Congratulations, Members of the 116th Congress!

Real representatives of the masses

A tax hike for the Mercers and Kochs

Proposed on day one

The fights just begun

Go give’m Hell and hand them their asses!

https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2019/01/04/ocasio-cortez-70-percent-tax-1080874?__twitter_impression=true

(FYI: A 70% increase on taxes for the wealthiest 1%, who are currently paying almost nothing because the system is rigged by them for them… it’s not enough, but it’s a start.)

@ManInTheHoody – twitter, video credit

They’re Here…

Yesterday:

“I think I would have been a good general, but who knows?” ~Donald Trump

Five time draft dodging U.S. Coward in Chief’s

Latest, and best yet, narcissistic belief

Captain Oblivious, General Disorder

Sad Major Racist “protecting” our border

They’re here…

Democratic House Majority today

Trump’s a cornered mouse for cat Nancy to slay

Indictments are coming the question is when

The order too… life is exciting again

Rumors:

Over 150 heads will roll

Some GOP Senators (Mitch McConnell)

Though it’s unsubstantiated conjecture

So was the Steele Dossier, all of it true

Dear Nancy… a limerick

Dear Nancy, I know you have a long list

Fix the U.S. so we might coexist

Kids out of cages

Government wages

Healthcare coverage for what pre-exists

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Reverse policies Trump contrived to fail

Spies, traitors, and thieves, all removed and jailed

Don’t forget Kavanaugh

Impeach or withdraw

Perjured, misogynistic, Koch owned male

Money Line Parlay: How Did the Kavanaughs Afford Their $1,225,000 Home?

Who is paying for the next Supreme Court justice?

Trump Tweets Today… limerick

The Steele dossier has been proven true

Your accomplices flipped, exposing you

Trump, Pence, the whole throng

Impeached before long

Potus Pelosi won’t be kind, playthrough

Still asking about Hillary’s emails

A tell, GOP crimes have been derailed

Comey’s circumspect

Answers wouldn’t deflect

Flynn’s damning info… because it’s detailed

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Pelosi Prevailing… limerick

A few days ago I was grrr… fuming

Over a morose mutiny looming

Nancy Pelosi

I expected she

Would be House Speaker… I’d been assuming

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Malcontent Democrats, a small faction,

Wanted to oust her, and they took action

16 Democrats

We’ll ain’t that some shhh

Penned a statement of dissatisfaction

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They wouldn’t support her to take back her seat

As Speaker of the House, a repeat

She’s done it before

Did it well, what’s more

They had no plan other than to unseat

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Like the GOP’s: “repeal and replace”

For healthcare, that wasn’t really the case

No replacement plan

(Trade her for a man)

A just outcry emerged at this disgrace

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To become speaker, here’s the routine

A majority of votes, 218

Are the requisite

She wouldn’t have it

Sans misguided signatory 16

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Math hurts my head, but I’ve told my children

“You’ll need it in life… Like now, that’s when!”

233 House Dems

-16- gems

=217 (1 short) Ahem

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Now I’ve been forced to do math, and I’m pissed

So I will provide for you a full list

Of defectors who

Don’t have the sense to

Focus on Trump first… you get the gist:

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  1. Ohio Representative Tim Ryan
  2. Massachusetts Representative Seth Moulton
  3. Colorado Representative Ed Perlmutter
  4. Oregon Representative Walter Kurt Schrader
  5. New York Representative Kathleen Rice
  6. Texas Representative Filemon Vela Jr
  7. New York Representative Brian Higgins
  8. Illinois Representative Bill Foster
  9. Massachusetts Representative Stephen Lynch
  10. California Representative Linda Sanchez
  11. Tennessee Representative Jim Cooper
  12. New Jersey Representative Jeff Van Drew
  13. South Carolina Representative Joe Cunningham
  14. New York Representative Max Rose
  15. New York Representative Anthony Brindisi
  16. Utah Representative Ben McAdams
  • ~
  • What’s this? Has number seven been crossed out?
  • *Rep Brian Higgins, what’s he about?

    One of the 16

    That leaves… um… 15!

    Giving Pelosi her votes. So there’s no doubt

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    Constituents spoke out, and it hit home

    Higgins had no real cause to dethrone

    Pelosi, we know,

    Not a man, although

    She’s earned it. Recent history has shown…

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    The US has gone back to a time

    When sexism wasn’t thought out of line

    Racism as well

    Trump’s affected Hell

    (Shhh… our next Speaker will be reassigned)

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    January new congress takes control

    Trump’s impeachment will create a sinkhole

    It will swallow Mike Pence

    Next in line… President

    House Speaker – A WOMAN in the role

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    This is my prediction, fait accompli.

    You doubters wait a few months and you’ll see

    What’s yet to be done

    She will be the one

    Poetic justice: President Pelosi