A Limerick for Sarah Hickabee [sic?] Sanders 

To accuse Comey of crime…that’s inspired

“Those are real reasons for why he was fired,” 

Middle name…is it Hick?

I hear banjo music

When you speak Trump and “for why he” conspired

Eight Reasons Trump Jr. Isn’t guilty

Rotten apples fall from diseased trees

Sometimes two apples…and often three

Once democracy’s stained

What’s unanswered remains:

Imprisoned or pardoned and set free


He was misled and not thinking corruption

It was a woman so they would talk adoption

Russian babies brought here

What’s there to fear?

She had no dirt so he had no compunction 

Fact: Hillary’s health was a concern

From the Russian he hoped he would learn

If Clinton was fit

To win and to sit

No facts offered nor any returned


Jr replied to the email, like a twit

“If it’s what you’re saying, I love it.”

He’s rock dumb, but polite

And that makes it alright

Say it ten times— now it isn’t bullshit

He’s important and busy, as such

He can’t read every email he’s touched

So he chose to forward

To Kush and Manafort

They met not to collude…not so much


Nothing gained—it was a big waste of time

Intent matters not—it is no crime

Fish with foreign agents

Wasn’t worth the time spent

Why care who he calls on his own dime?

Political opposition research

To win elections you must besmirch

Opponents if you can

They’re not even human

Russia offered…in reflex he lurched


Putin is a good friend after all

Annexing Crimea took big balls

Trump’s cash can’t be squandered

So they have it laundered

Ummm…too late to say “I don’t recall?”


If you must know the truth, it’s the same

Reason for any problem you name,

If something’s not right

Accuse one whose not white

The bottom line is Obama’s to blame


a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/crescendo/”>Crescendo</a&gt;

My Inner Scaramucci / Potty Mouth

Prefix, root, suffix…sigh, the word

I relish them all, I’m a logophile

I partake frequently you may have concurred

I love them in prose of varying styles 


Perpetually perched to pen my post

Pondering this country today

Four letter adages… beg my ripostes

I fight unremittingly not to say


The foul lexèmes voiced in my head

Aren’t all words equal? Dare I stoop so low 

If curses were food I’d be over fed

There are decent replacements I know 


A Russian state TV host recently said

Of Trump (I found funny but odd) —

“So why did we elect such a president?”

Answer: There is no one he won’t defraud.


Turmoils of expression— my cursed beast 

I neglect what upset me this time 

It was Trump related to say the least

Putin’s bit** the fu**** orange slime


So it goes, a small slip up here and there

Pr**, co**, mot***, fu****,  blame him

I’m too politically angry to care

For Trump there is no decent synonym


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/educate/”>Educate</a&gt;

“It’s Been a Wonderful Thing, I Think, Even For the Country to Watch”

Trump staged a photo-op in Houston:

“It’s been nice.” (Self awareness— he has none)

“Seeing happiness.” (I’m sure)

“It’s a beautiful thing.” (the tour?)

“Have a good time everybody!”…Your welcome?

Yes he said that.

<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/priceless/”>Priceless</a&gt;

“No Relationship to Russia Whatsoever.”

This is a story of collusion and crime

Believe me when I say – I will make it rhyme

It’s regarding a con man whom we all know

He’s the star of the current White House shit show

There’s proof now that he really can not deny

He and his lawyer, it seems…maybe they lied

Damning e-mails, congress has them in hand now

Show Donald wanted a Trump Tower Moscow

Oh, he even signed a “letter of intent”

While running for the office of President 

Now I have a question to ask Donald Trump

If it was innocent, why cover it ump?



<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/rhyme/”>Rhyme</a&gt;

“We’re Building That Wall!” 

Almighty Trump, he says: people say

Created earth in less than 6 days-  

Now he’ll “build that wall”

Won’t cost much at all

Ask the Secret Service — (whom he never pays) 


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/visceral/”>Visceral</a&gt;