Ye’men, Ya Seen the Farm Bill?… a limerick

A trick our government likes to play

Is slip edicts into bills, that way

No one will notice

Saudis and POTUS

Fixed to the Farm Bill, the vote’s today

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The GOP added a measure

To deter any countermeasure

For the Yemen War

Our taxes pay for

The slaughter, Trump pockets a treasure

https://rules.house.gov/sites/republicans.rules.house.gov/files/Rule_CRHR2.pdf

Trump Tweets Today… limerick

The Steele dossier has been proven true

Your accomplices flipped, exposing you

Trump, Pence, the whole throng

Impeached before long

Potus Pelosi won’t be kind, playthrough

Still asking about Hillary’s emails

A tell, GOP crimes have been derailed

Comey’s circumspect

Answers wouldn’t deflect

Flynn’s damning info… because it’s detailed

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Trump Tense on Twitter Today… limerick

Five frantic tweets fired off so far

For Trump that’s not truly bizarre

Early morn, before nine

Seventeen lang syne

Something’s set shitler’s scull ajar

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Trump’s too tense on Twitter today

With the week he’s had one would say

He has cogent cause

Free Flynn… and because

IS it family Indictment Friday?

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Minnow GOP, mired in wrongness

For big fish I’d wait for new Congress

Don Jr, Stone, Pence,

Kushner… to commence

Who’ll be the next netted accomplice

I jumped the gun he’s just getting started

Two new tweets now, both poorly worded

I can’t update more

Besides, he’s a bore

I’ll wait to see which traitor’s departed

Mike Flynn 0-6 months… limerick

Dallied all day, beyond distracted

To see how Trump will be impacted

Was it worth the wait?

The document’s great:

Redacted, redacted, redacted

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Except… traitor Mike Flynn’s crimes— excused?

His confessions must have been suffused

Enough to take down

Mike Pence and that clown

Individual 1 and son… they’re screwed

https://www.lawfareblog.com/document-special-counsel-files-flynn-sentencing-memo

Mueller says Michael Flynn gave ‘first-hand’ details of Trump transition team contacts with Russians