Why Are They Letting Donald Trump Talk?

Donald Trump’s latest trip to Paris has resigned me to a few facts:

  • Donald Trump is not interested in learning how to shake hands like a normal person— how not to assault on first meeting. He is an uncivilized bully asserting dominance from the onset of every encounter. (This caveman technique does not extend to Vladimir Putin.) Trump doesn’t seem to care that people walk away from him thinking “what a jackass!” 

His latest victim- First Lady of France, Brigitte Macron

  • Donald Trump does not understand that commenting on a women’s appearance, especially a women he does not know, is inappropriate and disrespectful. Whether he believes he is complementing or an insulting, no one wants or needs his validation on their physical attributes. This behavior by a man with his history of sexual assault and misogynistic tendencies is creepier than it would be by most other men who think they’re being charming. “She’s in such good shape,” and “beautiful” is not something you say to the President of France’s wife. Trump is representing the U.S. very poorly, and I for one am embarrassed by him.

Leave the women you encounter alone you fat assed old pervert.

  • One last thing. Donald Trump’s stupidity is his own, and I object to his implications that “a lot of people” share his ignorance. During his speech in Paris he said “France is one of America’s oldest allies, a lot of people don’t know that.” I just about lost my covfefe. Speak for yourself you idiot. 

Perhaps he might ask when the construction of the Eiffel Tower, and its condominiums will be complete. He might suggest gold plating. He might he remind Macron how well the Panama Canal thing worked out and suggest something similar for the Canal Saint-Martin. Donald Trump should not leave the U.S. in fact, I believe he should limit his travels to to U.S. states where he won the popular vote.


Why is Donald Trump a Jackass?

Thanks to modern forensic science, and an etch-a-sketch, I’ve been able to successfully trace my genetic roots back to the year 496 bc, almost proving a direct link in bloodlines, tracing me to Sophocles the Ancient Greek playwrite. This is arguable, and would likely not hold up in a court of law, however my dad did immigrate from Greece as a teenager and did eventually own a restaurant…close enough. 

Bear that in mind, and consider this: In a summer of my high school years, I took Psychology as a correspondence course and…A+ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 thank you. 

Be patient, I’m getting to the point. 

The Ancient Greek playwrite Sophocles, of whom I may or may not be genetically linked, wrote the play Oedipus. 

In the play King Laius, of Thebes is told by an oracle he will be killed by his son. The king, trying to outsmart fate, abandons his young son in the mountainside to die. Oedipus is rescued by a shepherd and taken to the king of Corinth who raises him as his own son. 
Oedipus also receives a prophesy from an oracle that he will kill his father, and he too tries to outsmart fate by fleeing Corinth.

You can guess he meets King Laius and, without knowing the man is his father, kills him. He goes on to unwittingly marry his mother. The truth eventually comes out, (Jerry Springer?) which impels the mother/wife to hang herself. Oedipus finds her and violently blinds himself.

Enter renown psychotherapist Sigmund Freud. Freud’s most famous theory is the Oedipus complex in which he claims: a child is innately attracted to their parent of the opposite sex from as young as age three. The child goes through a progression of feelings ultimately separating from the parent. The separation may be accomplished through scorn and a sense of mastery over women, (with sons) for whom women become both desired and feared. This is a source of male denigration of women—dominance to conceal feelings of loss and guilt.

For the last bit of background before I get to the point of my post, yes there is a point, I’d like to mention another story my ancestors penned. In Greek mythology, there was a hunter named Narcissus who was known for his beauty and disdain of those who loved him. Nemesis, the Goddess of indignation against, and retribution for evil deeds and undeserved good fortune noticed this behavior and lured him to a pond where he saw what he didn’t realize was his own reflection. He fell in love and eventually died there…probably happy.

Combining the two, Narcissus with his self-involvement and denial of reality, and Oedipus in his escape from early fantasy of omnipotence leading to an eventual denigration of women—I give you POTUS 45.

In conclusion, with the vast knowledge I acquired via correspondence course, as well as the gift of my ancestry, I offer you the following analysis: Donald Trump is one messed up misogynistic jackass.


A Limerick for My Baby

Twenty one years ago today

On a hot humid summer’s day

Zoe landed on earth

(Yes—some call it birth)

‘Twas done in a quite painful way


*Fair Warning ⚠️ details of the story:

Are, well…indecorous and gory

From ruptured membranes 

(Some might complain)

No meds, IV or suppository 


“Stop screaming and try to focus!”

“Happy place! Use self hypnosis!”

I was a pirate “avast ye”

In pain “my dungbie!”

I had a baby— hmm almost didn’t notice


Although that last line isn’t true

Every cramp, stretch mark, saggy boob

I’d do it again

My daughter, my friend

Because my life, it began with you!


Happy Birthday little Zoe!


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/relieved/”>Relieved</a&gt;, 

An Early Summer Day’s Dream

Frantic persistent president 

Pestering one and all

Kushner, Coates, Pompéi, Rosenstein,

Sessions—(racist elf screwball)


Trump had pulled each of them aside 

Late winter, early spring

Asked them inappropriately

To ‘fix the Russia thing’


That FBI guy James Comey 

Wouldn’t pledge his loyalty

He doesn’t seem to get it— That

“Apprentice” guy…is me!


I am Donald Trump the builder 

I grab pussys galore

I know Putin, I don’t know him 

I’ve answered this before


I have deals, no deals with Russia

Putin is watching now

I really hope he’ll tamper 

So I can win somehow


I’m the worlds worst type of person

Surely you know of one

A narcissist with money and

Two stupid grown up sons


I have a lovely daughter who

I would really like to date

She’s my image consultant, says:

“Bomb Syria, looks great”


The popular vote– lost bigly

I’m an electoral president

With a million dollar lawyer 

Who calls me predisent


Bob Mueller now investigates

On his desk is a thick file

He has me on obstruction and 

Though it may take a while 


Witness Tampering, and perjury

My crimes accumulate

The big crime I’ll be convicted of

Is Treason… bet you can’t wait


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/revelation/”>Revelation</a&gt;

Who is Leader of the Free World?

German Chancellor Angela Merkel can not be intimidated. She says à Donald Trump-led U.S. is no longer a reliable ally to Europe. Her statement is in contrast to Trump’s spin on his recent European trip: “I think we hit a home run.” 
Donald Trump doesn’t like a women he can not control, and he doesn’t like to be contradicted. Trump also doesn’t like that Angela Merkel, of a relatively small country, is being called “the new leader of the free world”, while he is now “destroyer of Western values”.

Because he can’t violently shake her arm in retaliation, he attacks with a tweet.

Trump’s tweet might also be animosity due to rumors that Germany has in its possession intelligence that could end his reign. 


<a href=”https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/buff/”>Buff</a&gt;

U With the Uterus 

Hey! You with the uterus! 

Stop right there!

Drop that insurance card!

Hands in the air!

You suspected pregnancy 

And bought a urine test

Don’t try to pass it off as new— 

The condition pre-exists!

Mammograms and Pap smears

All your women’s needs

You expect them to be covered 

In your health plan? That’s just greed.

Rich old white male politicians 

Won’t vote to subsidize the cost

Of care to keep you healthy here

In America— democracy is lost

Though they all had mothers 

Who birthed them at one time

Do their moms see what happened 

To their Repugnant offspring? It’s a crime.

A tax cut has priority 

Over compassion and ethics

Viagra however— treats a condition 

Which never pre-exists

So, you with the uterus, 

Happy Mothers Day!

Of that uterus, what happens to it— 

By the way, you have no say

Though the senate won’t approve this bill, 

Their version keeps women under attack

Because it’s not orange, no it’s Women 

Women are the GOP’s new black