POTUS 45 Prison Diet and Exercise Plan

Donald Trump believes the human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.

You may have been raised on the belief that exercise keeps you young and fit, and eating a diet of high fat foods and sugar is unwise… science may have misled you… as it has with climate change. 

**You want to look like this? Read my new book. 

Scheduled for release sometime in 2018—

“POTUS 45 Prison Diet and Exercise Plan”


This book and exercise video will do for health and fitness the same thing the GOP hopes to do to Obamacare…the same thing Russia is doing to democracy…the same thing Jeff Sessions is doing to racial equality…the same thing Pence is doing to LGBT rights, and what Trump himself has done to the women’s movement. 

This book spells out a diet and excercise plan using the most monosyllabic text available in the English language. 

The diet:

Steak with ketchup, beautiful chocolate cake, two scoops of ice-cream must be consumed daily.

The workout:
It is my bigly belief that exercise is hard so, if you have to move for any reason, use a golf cart.

**Moneyback guarantee- if your head doesn’t look considerably smaller in 6 weeks you may file a lawsuit for a full refund.

*Masters Degree in Diet & Nutrition ~ Trump University.  

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If I Were A Secret Memo

Another uneventful day in the life and times of Donald Trump. Not much to say other than:

Congressman Democratic Rep. Al Green of Texas called for the impeachment of President Donald Trump Wednesday. 

It’s been a long, a long time coming, but I know a change gonna come, yes it will…

It is much too soon to flush, but good to know someone finally got off the proverbial pot.

There was something else…

Comey’s—Secret—Memos—muahaha

If this were a movie, we’d be at the point when it finally looks like the good guys outsmarted the villain, and the villain cannot recover. If I were a secret memo what would I say?… 

  • “Today he told me to drop the Flynn investigation.” 
  • “Today he wanted me to pledge loyalty.” 
  • “Today he asked me to speak to him only in Russian.” 

When I want to feel hopeful I turn to Twitter 

As an investigative reporter with reliable sources Louise Mensch offers up Trump tidbits that very often prove correct. Today her word is Comey knew he was on his way out and prepared not only by leaving a paper trail of secret memos, but he also left a digital trail on his primary work computers. 

Comey’s computers were fitted with software which allowed the Justice Department to see if, how, and when they were illegally accessed…which they were almost immediately after he was dismissed. Comey’s data was copied onto removable media and given to Russian Diplomats…like the ones who met in the Oval Office the following day…when trump divulged highly classified information…to Russian Diplomats. I guess this has proven true, since a copy of Comey’s entire file was recovered. 

One last item before I rest my thumbs:

**Note the Apple Watch on his wrist. 

House oversight panel chairman Jason give up your iPhone if you want health insurance Chaffetz is resigning from Congress due to an Ethics Complaint. Estimated departure date – June 30. 

Buh bye Jason

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Schizophrenic Russian Hysteria— Not Covered 

Russian President Vladimir Putin is willing to turn over his “records” of the recent Oval Office meeting between Donald Trump and senior Russian diplomats. 

“If the U.S. administration finds this appropriate, we’re ready to provide a record of the conversation between Lavrov and Trump to the U.S. Senate and Congress,” ~Vladimir Putin

Hmm…he has a “record” of the Oval Office meeting— between Trump and Russian foreign minister, Sergey V. Lavrov and Moscow’s ambassador to Washington, Sergey I. Kislyak—the meeting photographed by the Russian press, but banned to America press— the meeting when trump disclosed highly classified intelligence to a hostile foreign government— yes that meeting…he has records of it. And this is supposed to ease our minds of any concerns.  

Putin went on to say— Trump’s foes in the U.S. “don’t understand the damage they’re doing to their own country, in which case they are simply stupid, or they understand everything, in which case they are dangerous and corrupt. It’s hard to imagine what else can these people who generate such nonsense and rubbish dream up next.” 

Yes Vladimir, Russia is the victim of a “Russophobic hysteria” that is gripping the political establishment. I believe “Russiaphobic Hysteria” is a preexisting condition dating back to WWII, it won’t be covered under the GOP health plan. So what I’m saying is—get use to it.

 

Poor misunderstood naked horseback riding former KGB agent, now Russian President Putin who made Donald Trump POTUS 45. Russia is not happy to witness good friend Donald Trump suffering at the hands of a “politically schizophrenic” government. I would say political schizophrenia falls into the category of mental health… also not covered. Maybe get use to that too.

Can we all just stop paying attention to the man behind the curtain and go about our business so Russia can get on with governing America? What could be the harm in that? 

As former FBI special agent said:

“Follow the trail of dead Russians.” ~ Clint Watts

We have reached the precipice of this crisis.  The Trump family has reportedly been playing a shell game with their money since the May 9th firing of Comey. 25 sealed indictments are supposedly ready to be served, so what’s the hold up? It’s time to take the big step. 

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Fealty to Laird McDonaldTrump

Last week we learned something telling about Donald Trump. Like an orange unkilted (thank God), Scottish Warlord demanding fealty from his clansmen, Trump demands a pledge of loyalty from those surrounding him. He only retains yes-men who fit into his orange tinted bubble. 

 https://youtu.be/E5BUUrps_2E

Providing loyalty yesterday in response to Trump’s latest fiasco was US National Security Advisor H.R McMaster. He provided a carefully worded denial to the story that Trump revealed highly classified information about the Islamic State to the Russian foreign minister.

“The story that came out tonight as reported, is false, the president and the foreign minister reviewed a range of common threats to our two countries including threats to civil aviation. At no time, at no time, were intelligence sources or methods discussed. And the president did not disclose any military operations that were not already publicly known.”

“Two other senior officials who were present, including the secretary of state, remember the meeting the same way and have said so. Their on-the-record account should outweigh those of anonymous sources.”

“And I was in the room, it didn’t happen,” he concluded. “Thanks everybody.”

A problem with surrounding yourself with yes-men and Russophiles is—when one provides an alibi it doesn’t wash down. This one is stuck in my throat. Rex Tillerson is Putin’s Oil bitch, and he isn’t in the photos that were taken during the meeting in question. Unless he is employed with Russia in a second capacity, as official Kremlin photographer for White House Meetings, and took the pictures, I don’t believe he was in the room…Mr McMaster isn’t photographed either.


But, for as much as Trump lies, and asks others to lie, he isn’t good at it. You have to stick with the story Donald. 

Shaking my head. What will be the fallout? It would seem the entire GOP has pledged their fealty to Laird McTrump. They have no qualms in looking the other way. They’ll all hide in the hydrangeas until the next typhoon. It is sure to blow in soon, they always do—then this will be just one of the many events that led to the end of Clan McTrump.

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Trump Collaborating to Make Russia Great Again

“I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” ~ Donald Trump, January 2016

I believe Donald Trump thinks he can do anything and will not lose the support of the GOP either. He can talk his way out of anything—that has been the case so far. Will there be any consequences for this latest Trump stunt? 

The Washington Post revealed tonight—during last week’s meeting in the Oval Office, with Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov and Ambassador Kislyak, (the meeting banned to the American press but photographed by Russian press), Donald Trump disclosed classified information to the Russians. Classified ISIS code-word intelligence—was shared. 

Trump is astounding. His level of stupidity, his narcissistic belief that he can be so blatantly treasonous in plain sight, that no rules apply to him—amazing. 

Because Donald Trump won’t stop until he is stopped—he must be stopped. If not this, then what is it going to take GOP?

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U With the Uterus 

Hey! You with the uterus! 

Stop right there!

Drop that insurance card!

Hands in the air!

You suspected pregnancy 

And bought a urine test

Don’t try to pass it off as new— 

The condition pre-exists!

Mammograms and Pap smears

All your women’s needs

You expect them to be covered 

In your health plan? That’s just greed.

Rich old white male politicians 

Won’t vote to subsidize the cost

Of care to keep you healthy here

In America— democracy is lost

Though they all had mothers 

Who birthed them at one time

Do their moms see what happened 

To their Repugnant offspring? It’s a crime.

A tax cut has priority 

Over compassion and ethics

Viagra however— treats a condition 

Which never pre-exists

So, you with the uterus, 

Happy Mothers Day!

Of that uterus, what happens to it— 

By the way, you have no say

Though the senate won’t approve this bill, 

Their version keeps women under attack

Because it’s not orange, no it’s Women 

Women are the GOP’s new black