Little Hands Orange
Come toot your horn
Russia in the White House
Healthcare near gone
But where is the POTUS
Who leads the free world?
It’s Sunday, he’s golfing
Now Merkel’s our girl
Will you impeach him
To Mueller I plea
Set America free
There was a crooked con man
With three crooked spawn
A shirtless horseback Russian
Hunting for a pawn
They pinched a crooked election
Then all except the spouse
Moved with empty bags to fill
Into a bigWhite House
A good day to tweet indeed. Those under investigation for collusion with Russia during the 2016 presidential election have a new addition. Jill Stein, pretender to the throne of the Green Party, has joined the fun.
The lady doth protest too much. Me thinks something is rotten in the state of the Green Party.
You remember Jill Stein took it upon herself to spend millions of dollars in order to recount votes in key states…with money donated by idiots like me…I want my $20 back Jill.
I assumed she did so because she was feeling responsible for taking votes that historically would have gone to the democrats, and as such swinging the election. She took 3%, and did in fact change the outcome, handing Trump the presidency.
Now she is under investigation. Perhaps this photo gives us a clue as to why. You see Mike Flynn- an established traitor, and Vladimir Putin sitting at a table with…Green Party candidate Jill Stein. Did he fund her election?
Yet she finds it “laughable” that people are suspicious of her! I’m glad she’s laughing. How was the meal Jill? Did you have chicken or beef? What did Flynn and Putin eat? Did Putin have a food taster? Did Donald jump out of a cake?
She is lashing out at the Clintons, and she is using the same verbiage Trump and Putin use: fake news, witch hunt, Mcarthyism, Democrats are making up this Russian conspiracy to cover for a failure of a lost election, and she is calling the democrats elitist! This alone is evidence of her guilt. Cuff her Dano.
Is there no originality among traitors?
Jill, how much money did Putin donate to your campaign?
Oh doctor, your “real issues” include fake vote recounts using other people’s money—smoke and mirrors reflecting the false appearance of green innocence.
So much in lot in common with Donald Trump, Russian collusion, lingo and a twitter-storm.
Something big and bad must be underway in the White House. Uncontrollable repeated tweeting is Trump’s tell, his non-verbal giveaway, that he’s upset, and not necessarily about that which he tweets. Caps are chum in the water.
I think Mr POTUS was trying to use the word amazing in an ironic way, but this master of misogyny’s karma spellcheck changed it to amazing to Amazon.
Twelve minutes later he decides to attack NYT and somehow blame them for “foiled” U.S. military action. Narcissists never accept responsibility for anything. Let’s move on, lots to cover.
Seven minutes later he decides tamp down the crazy a bit and tell us what he has to do today in a job that he doesn’t like to actually do. Those seven minutes were likely spent googling: Gerald R. Ford Commissioning Ceremony.
43 minutes later he returns to the original panic. He is telling us that it will be expected of him to “pardon” everyone who is implicated by “leaks” which are fake. So…it’s fake, but leaked, and he will pardon everyone for their innocent non-crimes. Is he the only one who doesn’t understand- if something is “leaked” it is real, otherwise it would just be fake? Two negatives make a positive- math.
The axe must be on its decent.
Back to Jeff Sessions 9 minutes later. Throw a mixed bag of pasta at the wall and hope something sticks. (Hillary emails are manicotti, hollow, and Comey is ravioli- heavy with so much evidence.) Nothing sticks.
Also, who are these “so many people”? I think they’re the same voices in his head that tell him tweeting is a good
Thirteen minutes later…Poor Fredo. Volunteered seven different versions of a story, altering the story as new facts came out. That’s a good boy. There will be a file in your 40th birthday cake, use it to escape incarceration.
Now what can he say to distract from what is really going on? Ah- killing people for profit. WIN!
Donald Trump is the orange hair-clog obstructing democracy.
You with the wrench and plunger, Mr Mueller, we’re waiting!
Help Wanted: Servers, Cooks, Chefs, Maids needed to work at Mar-a-Lago, the “Winter White House” in Palm Beach Florida. Americans need not apply.
Donald Trump has a filed applications for 78 -H2B Visas in order to HIRE FOREIGN LABOR to work as cooks, chefs, maids, servers, etc. at his Florida golf resort Mar-a-Lago. This is in addition to the 149 “guest workers” he has used in the past year alone, according to the department of labor.
Trump claims there aren’t enough people in Palm Beach willing to work…but Palm Beach’s Career Services Agency say’s different. The agency has 1,237 Palm Beach Country residents who are interested in server, cook, or chef positions. Let’s pull out the bullshit-o-meter for some math: 1,237 > 78…🤔
Additionally, Donald Trump and his lovely daughter Ivanka continue to manufacture their Trump products in China, Bangladesh, Hondouras, Vietnam, etc., for the same reason. The employees in those sweatshops are paid a fraction of what they’d be paid here, and without the cost of benefits like health insurance and Social Security. Even Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats are made in China!
All this while immigration rips apart families to deport people who have been in this country for years contributing to society. There are two sets of rules here, and the best word to describe Trump and his agenda is hypocrisy.
Am I surprised he hasn’t a shred of loyalty for the people who voted for him, or that he doesn’t put his money where his mouth is? —
“Buy American, Hire American”
— I’m not surprised, but I am angry.